medievil243 said: be sure to give him lots of bob marley, and philosophical works

Yeah, that would be fine. I mean, in my downtime here resting my knee, I’ve been reading and listening to music so… I’d be down with that lol.

scelestic said: …i always type like that :( i wouldn’t recommend it tho. becomes a bad habit realll fast lol. ily tho.

Lol no, the whole 4eva thing. I can’t. xD If I was professing my love, it would be correct via the rules of English.

:P

scelestic said: don’t worry bby you could be gone a YEAR and I still wouldn’t unfollow :-* thisdoesn’tcountthetimeiwasmadandyeahhh

It’s ok bby, Ily2<34eva


I think I just gave myself cancer typing like that

medievil243 said: hostage? I mean maybe I would tie you up and leave you in my closet during the day but I would leave the radio on and leave you food and drink of your choice

That’s not even a hostage situation. That’s like just cool. You wouldn’t even need to tie me up, I’d just chill there.

Also one of the cuter girls on my Tumblr liked that post and now I’m beginning to wonder if she’s considering taking me hostage.

Fuck tumblr, show my replies.
I wrote that I’m sure there’s a group of my followers that would try to hold me hostage but I’d really be quite happy about it.

scelestic replied to your post: So…
i give someone a month before i unfollow, unless i really like them and have high hopes of their return.
I THOUGHT I EARNED THEIR LOVE THOUGH.
I KNOW I’M A PRICK BUT
I THINK I’M A LOVABLE PRICK.

ssasha replied to your post: So…
hey ive been there, if you need to talk to anyone about how shitty everything is i can try my best to understand through m y experiences and try to help you out, just text me whenever sweetheart im really sorry to hear this :(
Sasha, you’re such a sweetheart and thank you for that. :) I’m used to dealing with knee injuries and knee pain but like… the timing is just shitty. I need rest but I can’t because I can barely miss a day of college. School is what is making this difficult. But thank you for reaching out love. <3

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Anonymous sent: i always ask you a lot of questions, sometimes i feel as if i annoy you with them. every time we talk after a long gap i enjoy our conversations and start feeling close to you but then our conversations die down and the distance between us makes me question it all. i know we are close, more than we should be, it's just the way we are. i guess i will always hate you yet love you at the same time. if you can guess who this is, which you probably will be able to, it'll make me smile. (no)

I don’t think I could ever get annoyed with being asked questions. It’s a pleasure.

I’m not really that good at guessing tonight, I’m sorry…but thank you for the hate/love. Somehow, I tend to like those kind of connections.

Color me impressed.

Much respect to Shirley Bassey, who at 76, fucking amazed me with her still impressive singing ability.

Damn.

Goldfinger is such a classic theme, too…

You can watch the 2013 version and the original (FROM 1964 ARE YOU KIDDING ME) in this post.

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/02/24/WATCH-Dame-Shirley-Bassey-sings-Goldfinger-for-James-Bond-Oscars-tribute/1281361765108/?spt=fsb&or=ros

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camach0:

do u ever yell at people “I WANT TO FUCK YOU” but like in ur head

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Simple but effective. Go for it.

Have you ever:
1. Skipped class?
2. Done drugs?
3. Self harmed?
4. Drank?
5. Shoplifted?
6. Gotten a tattoo?
7. Broken up with someone?
What's your favorite:
8. Show?
9. Movie?
10. Song?
11. Tumblr?
12. Singer/Band?
13. Memory?
14. Book?
This or that:
15. Invisibility or Ability to fly?
16. Cookies or Cake?
17. Twitter or Facebook?
18. Movies or Books?
19. Coke or Sprite?
20. Blind or Deaf?
21. Tea or Coffee?
What's your:
22. Age?
23. Sign?
24. Height?
25. Sexual orientation?
26. Shoe size?
27. Religion?
28. Longest relationship?
Opinion on:
29. Gay rights?
30. Second chances?
31. Long distance relationships?
32. Abortion?
33. The death penalty?
34. Marijuana ?
35. Love?
Do you:
36. Believe in ghost?
37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it?
38. Sleep with the door opened or closed?
39. Love someone?
40. Still watch cartoons?
41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
42. Like yourself?

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medievil243 said: Socrates eat your heart out

Bahaha. In a good mood tonight?

Anonymous sent: What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry? And the only way to feed him is ta SLEEP WIT A MAN FOR A LIL BIT OF MONEY?! And his daddy's gone! Somewhere smokin rock now, in an outta lockdown, I AINT GOT A JOB NOW! So for u this is just a good time, but for me, dis is what I call LIFE. Now shut up if people wanted to ask u stuff they would. Dont need no damn survey to do it geez. Ps go sell dat booty n feed ur son before he starves smh.

This is easy.

I wouldn’t have a son in this scenario because I’m not having children. xD

Also, you know… I would be the dad in the scenario anyway? xD and I’m not a crack smoker. But thanks for the fun, Sharpie.